economics The retail TP shortage may be real and due to the shift in where we poop Jason Weisberger

coronavirus Where's the beef? Wendy's running low on hamburger meat Mark Frauenfelder

music Shut in sounds: Donald Fagen's "New Frontier" Gareth Branwyn

quarantine entertainment Where's my Juul Rob Beschizza

music Interview with musician and artist Genesis P-Orridge Sarina Sinclair and Case Esparros with Kane Lafia

Business Bloomberg and Trump to buy competing $10 million Super Bowl ads Xeni Jardin

politics What's Steve Bannon up to? Stoking race war in Paris, hugging RT's George Galloway in Kazakhstan Xeni Jardin

crime Which prison will house 'El Chapo'? Probably this Colorado 'supermax' Xeni Jardin

toys Terrorise other beachgoers with the Beach Behemoth, a 12-foot beach ball Rob Beschizza

improv everywhere New Yorkers plug in giant boombox found in Manhattan, surprise holiday party ensues Rusty Blazenhoff

make america happy again Obama gets rock star reactions when he stops to get some tacos Carla Sinclair

trump Morgellons Tesseract atop Trump's head peels off in high winds Rob Beschizza

new york city NYC (and beyond) Peeps: The No Pants Subway Ride is happening again Rusty Blazenhoff

new york city Improv Everywhere 'lights up' random New Yorker's sentimental holiday messages on a 30-foot screen Rusty Blazenhoff

Business Today's art thieves rob via email Cory Doctorow

music Johnny Rotten and Glen Matlock's track-by-track comments on "Never Mind the Bollocks" David Pescovitz

Funny BBC news anchor inexplicably clasps ream of paper during segment Rob Beschizza

News This 'wheelchair dance' company asks, 'Where's the disability?' Xeni Jardin

Playing with firetrucks Whenever Trump plays in a shiny new truck, a Republican healthcare bill dies Carla Sinclair

seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld rejects Ke$ha's hug, funny people turn it into scenes from Seinfeld Mark Frauenfelder