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social distancing Doc Pop is creating t-shirts with social distance/self-isolation messaging in black metal band logos Gareth Branwyn

music Douglas Rushkoff on Genesis Breyer P-Orridge (1950-2020) Douglas Rushkoff

music The legend of Biggie Smalls' belt David Pescovitz

tabloids Prince Harry begs forgiveness, the Queen shops Prince Andrew to the Feds, and Kirstie Alley’s secret life, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

happy mutants The Picard sweater Cory Doctorow

education Christian school expels student over rainbow birthday cake Rob Beschizza

music Watch Wham's "Last Christmas", the second-worst Christmas song, in gorgeously remastered 4K Rob Beschizza

cocaine and blow jobs Walmart removes sweater depicting Santa Claus doing blow Jason Weisberger

useful stuff This travel daypack zips up into a tennis ball sized bundle Mark Frauenfelder

fashion The Dude's Pendleton sweater will keep me warm this winter Jason Weisberger

cards The Ikea Tarot John Struan

dogs Senior dog plays in snow Xeni Jardin

music Kurt Cobain's "Unplugged" cardigan up for auction David Pescovitz

street gangs Images from "Compliments of Chicagohoodz: Chicago Street Gang Art and Culture" Mark Frauenfelder

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