The tabloids are suffering a liquidity problem, in more ways than one.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing in the eyes of the tabloids.

The tabloids are like President Trump in the worst possible way.

It’s not a good week to be Prince Andrew. (Was it ever?) Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged under-age sex ring “madam” has stabbed him in the back, spilling the beans… Read the rest of the article: Killers hunt Prince Andrew, Brad Pitt’s secret daughter, and George Clooney’s plastic surgery shocker, in this week’s dubious tabloids

“Curfews! Troops in the street! Violence!”

Schadenfreude fuels the tabloids.

For insightful geopolitical analysis of international affairs, where else would you turn but the ‘National Enquirer’?

Like a third-rate children’s party magician who’s given up caring, this week’s tawdry tabloids indulge in some heavy-handed misdirection.

Great news for Las Vegas entertainer Roy Horn, who has made a “miracle recovery" from his "COVID deathbed!” according to this week’s ‘National Enquirer.’

It’s easy to miss the days of Bat Boy, Hillary Clinton’s adopted alien baby and Bigfoot’s love slave.

Tabloid reporters are very much like America’s Commander in Chief: They don’t need to get bogged down with research or trouble themselves with accurate information, because they simply know stuff. They have what the president, a self-confessed “stable genius," calls "a natural ability."

If it’s in this week’s tabloids, chances are it didn’t happen.

In times of national crisis, it’s reassuring to know that the tabloids will always give you the facts you need for survival, no matter how unpalatable.

With Hollywood shuttered, movie and TV production shut down, red carpet events cancelled and coronavirus keeping celebrities behind closed doors, there’s not a lot of material for the tabloids to be working with this week – but that doesn’t stop them from making it all up.

Is the coronavirus behind the fevered imaginations supplying the plots for this week’s tawdry tabloids?

If evidence were ever needed that the tabloids are making it up as they go along, this week’s coverage of Prince Harry and wife Meghan serves the purpose.

It’s the celebrity coronavirus edition in this week’s tabloids.

In the face of a pandemic of facts, tabloid reporters appear to be self-quarantining to avoid all contact with reality.

If you weren’t yet panicking about the coronavirus, this week’s tabloids will have you stocking up on Depends adult underwear, toilet tissue and face-masks.

If Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan really want to attain the financial independence they desire, they could do worse than launching a weekly Royal Scandal magazine.