cartoons Cartoonist sells his "crappy rejected" New Yorker submissions Rusty Blazenhoff

sneakers In-N-Out Burger made sneakers with their drink cup's design Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy Intentionally distressed sweater looks like a cat's ripping it up Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy This isn't a gas can — it's a purse Rusty Blazenhoff

fashion $tupid jewelry: Earring-card earring Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy And we've come full circle: Carrying straps for wireless AirPods Rusty Blazenhoff

summer The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy Sandal socks make you look like you're wearing Birkenstocks Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff

star wars For Sale: (1) Santa in Carbonite Rusty Blazenhoff

toys Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff

WTF Behold, the digging dog butt tissue holder! Rusty Blazenhoff

Gadgets Possibly NSFW: A gadget that injects bananas with syrup Rusty Blazenhoff

late stage capitalism These $530 pre-distressed sneakers are pissing people off Rusty Blazenhoff

late stage capitalism These cloven toe pumps will make you look twice Rusty Blazenhoff

shoes High-heeled Crocs exist Rusty Blazenhoff

1980s There's a Hawaiian shirt of Chunk doing the "Truffle Shuffle" Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy There's now a subscription service for fancy ice pops Rusty Blazenhoff

gifts Meat-scented candles Rusty Blazenhoff