canada Comedy sketch imagines a sobriety test for stoners Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids Your dollar bills could kill you, and Prince Andrew tries to kill himself, in this week’s dubious tabloids. Peter Sheridan

Weird Florida man asks deputy for directions, gets them to jail when cocaine found Xeni Jardin

petard Republican New York State Assembly leader publishes anti-drunk driving PSA shortly before drunkenly crashing a state-owned car Cory Doctorow

Police Blotter Arizona deputy Eli Max, who pulled over a black driver for an air freshener, placed on administrative leave Mark Frauenfelder

Police Blotter Drunk cop who injured woman in crash found not guilty Mark Frauenfelder

horses Man charged with DUI for drunk driving his horse on a freeway Carla Sinclair

video Driver beats drunk driving test by juggling Andrea James

picks Prince: death by ignorance and fear Maureen Herman

happy mutants Medusa's Web: Tim Powers is the Philip K Dick of our age Cory Doctorow

Couple called 911 five times to report possums and people jumping out of fridge and microwave Mark Frauenfelder