sex toy Marilyn Manson is selling a dildo in his likeness Rusty Blazenhoff

songs Update: "The Electric Slide" is *not* about a vibrator, according to songwriter Rusty Blazenhoff

Gadgets Your home office could use some work of its own and these 20 items might just do the trick Boing Boing's Shop

sesame street A dark fan theory explores the illicit affair between Elmo's mom and his Uncle Jack Thom Dunn

covid Covid-19 is making New York kinky again Matt Maranian

Chaos in America, O.J. Simpson framed by cops, and Brad Pitt’s saggy butt, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

football Soccer team apologizes for filling out stadium stands with sex dolls David Pescovitz

Weird A prototype toy line for the X-rated epic film disaster Caligula (1979)… April Fool's! David Pescovitz

Sex Official NYC Health Guidelines advise against rimjobs during coronavirus outbreak Thom Dunn

tabloids Your dollar bills could kill you, and Prince Andrew tries to kill himself, in this week’s dubious tabloids. Peter Sheridan

tabloids Bill Clinton’s party on Epstein’s Lolita Express jet, Two Meghans demand millions, and a very Merry Christmas, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Comics Heartwarming comic about breast-reduction surgery Cory Doctorow

feminism Professor Xavier is a total fuckboi. Let me explain, on the Fuckbois of Literature podcast. Thom Dunn

happy mutants Coming soon to a city near you: HUMP, Dan Savage's amateur smut fest, banned from Facebook! Cory Doctorow

tabloids LBJ killed JFK, the Queen’s secret lover & Julia Roberts’ divorce, in this week’s highly dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Nipple clamps, squeezed breasts, and a Royal rude awakening, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

aliens A UFO-themed brothel is now providing remote services for its alien sex robots Thom Dunn

florida Florida man tries to have sex with Olaf from "Frozen" and a stuffed unicorn in a Target Thom Dunn

tabloids Royal sex & drug scandal, the Queen & Michael Douglas dying, and Miley Cyrus’s demonic possession, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

zoology Paris zoo opens a new exhibit with an immortal mutant slime mold called "The Blob" Thom Dunn