Cheeto Kids asked to share impressions of Trump on 'Jimmy Kimmel' Rusty Blazenhoff

coronavirus Wear your mask in the bathroom so you don't get coronavirus from poop Thom Dunn

animals A police dog is running against the goat incumbent mayor of a small Vermont town Thom Dunn

Weird Florida woman flings poo at landlord, covers herself in it, charged with battery Xeni Jardin

scholarship The rich poop different: measuring inequality with sewage Cory Doctorow

climate Whales worth about $1 trillion in carbon sequestration, analysis finds Clive Thompson

Science Mysterious rolling balls of poop alarm authorities in Great Smoky Mountains Xeni Jardin

Gadgets Facebook slashes price of its creepy Portal home surveillance telescreen Rob Beschizza

poop Just dropped: Play-Doh's Poop Troop Rusty Blazenhoff

spyware ShutUp10 makes using Windows 10 a whole lot more pleasant Seamus Bellamy

health Nigerian government shutters cough syrup manufacturers in an effort to stem an epidemic of codeine addiction Seamus Bellamy

superintendents do the darndest things Nobody knew who was taking a daily dump on a high school football field until cameras caught him in the act Carla Sinclair

gop Oklahoma Republicans are tearing themselves apart as they confront the economic wreckage of their policies Cory Doctorow

Gadgets Boing Boing Gift Guide 2017 Gift Guide

toys Unicorn turns evil with a squeeze Rob Beschizza

fake news America’s killer volcano, Angelina Jolie’s collapsing face, and Prince Charles’ murder confession, in this week’s tabs Peter Sheridan

picks Counter protest seeks to leave field covered in dog poop before bigoted assholes arrive Jason Weisberger

art A walking volcanic poop-bot Cory Doctorow

Gadgets Why Sony PS4s get roach-infested so easily Rob Beschizza

Internet Martin Shkreli buying domain names of people who write about him Rob Beschizza