penises I'm pretty sure this British cell phone commercial is actually an invasion of pricks Thom Dunn

penis penis penis California beach awash with penises which also happen to be fish Seamus Bellamy

dogs This "Christmas Shirt For Dog Lovers" is definitely a penis Thom Dunn

crimes Gentleman arrested for smuggling cocaine inside fake penis David Pescovitz

drugs Porn star who makes penis candles arrested for murder after psychedelic toad venom ritual David Pescovitz

machine learning Web-based sketching app uses machine learning to detect penises Mark Frauenfelder

art This AI's only function is to draw penises David Pescovitz

politics 'Acting' Navy Sec. Modly resigns after insulting ousted coronavirus ship commander Crozier as 'stupid' Xeni Jardin

time This cheap set of 50 colored pencils helps me pass the time Jason Weisberger

horses William Shatner wins a huge load of horse semen in his divorce settlement Thom Dunn

conservatives Conservative MP apologizes for showing everyone his penis Rob Beschizza

Sex Understanding the neuroscience of pleasure Mark Frauenfelder

law Disabled patients in Iowa state-run home used as “guinea pigs” in sexual arousal experiments, lawsuit charges Xeni Jardin

police Tempe, Arizona police have caught Penis Man David Pescovitz

tv TV's Robin had to take pills to shrink his genitals while Batman stuffed his underwear David Pescovitz

tabloids Penis fish, Simon Cowell’s missing boobs, and Hillary Clinton’s gay flings, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Science Anne Dagg, pioneering giraffe biologist and feminist critic of "evolutionary psychology" receives the Order of Canada Cory Doctorow

Jesus Merry Christmas, someone stole Jesus's foreskin Thom Dunn

eggplant emoji "Dr. Penis" explains different types of penis enlargement procedures Mark Frauenfelder

animals The Irish language has the best weird translations of common animal names Thom Dunn