dog This teething ring is the only thing keeping my new puppy from eating a freshly renovated kitchen Jason Weisberger
This is (allegedly) the original Star Wars Episode IX plot by Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connolly David Pescovitz
tabloids The Obamas split, the Queen’s bag of blood, and, oh yes, WWIII is coming, in this week’s dubious tabloids. Peter Sheridan
happy mutants David Silverberg's "Terms and Conditionals": the things you just agreed to David Silverberg
yabba dabba doo New owner of California's "Flintstones" house sued by city after adding dinosaurs Rob Beschizza
Business Incredibly detailed technical guide to camgirling is a mix of advanced retail psychology and advice on performing emotional labor Cory Doctorow
politics Sheryl Sandberg ordered Facebook staff to investigate George Soros after he gave THIS speech (READ IT) Xeni Jardin
News Bill Cosby jailed for 3 to 10 years after judge rules hims a "sexually violent predator" Rob Beschizza
mischief The girl who pushed her friend off a 60-foot high bridge into a river could be prosecuted Mark Frauenfelder
happy mutants Buskers are the only performers making money at the Edinburgh Fringe. Here's how. Mat Ricardo