Real things that actually exist This cereal sippy cup mixes in the milk as you drink it Rusty Blazenhoff
picks Drinking milk at school while black: Student arrested for larceny over 65-cent milk and racism Xeni Jardin
statues The last time a Frederick Douglass statue was vandalized in Rochester, it was because of drunk college kids Thom Dunn
cereal Kellogg's is releasing Green Onion-flavored Chex, and the commercial is absolutely bonkers Thom Dunn
police NYPD says Shake Shack did not intentionally give poisoned milkshakes to cops Mark Frauenfelder
white supremacists Noted white nationalist and guy who got punched in the face Richard Spencer is "financially crippled" from lawsuit Thom Dunn
losers TikToker decided it would be funny to "accidentally" dump huge bin of milk and cereal inside NYC subway during pandemic Mark Frauenfelder