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tabloids Royal sex & drug scandal, the Queen & Michael Douglas dying, and Miley Cyrus’s demonic possession, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

art That time my husband reported me to the Facebook police: a case study Daphne Keller

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Business Whistleblowers out Falwell's Liberty University as a grifty, multibillion-dollar personality cult Cory Doctorow

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Funny Hilarious cockpit transcript of the Navy pilots who drew a giant penis in the sky over Washington David Pescovitz

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science fiction A glossary of Franken-words Cory Doctorow

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health An orifice-by-orifice census of the objects US emergency room doctors removed from their patients in 2017 Cory Doctorow

Science Treasure trove of deep-sea specimens includes dongs of the deep Andrea James

Science When the TSA got suspicious of a scientist's 3D-printed mouse penis David Pescovitz

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