bad hair Angry barber gives man a 'Three Stooges' haircut and a snip on his ear Rusty Blazenhoff

COVID-19 The European Union may not admit Americans once their borders reopen Seamus Bellamy

b-side Is 2020 over yet? Mark Frauenfelder

coronavirus Sheep farmer in Dublin gives himself haircut in COVID-19 lockdown the Irish way Xeni Jardin

makers Revisiting Make:'s weekly Math Monday column Gareth Branwyn

gwot One of the CIA's waterboarding torturers called himself "The Preacher" and shouted religious nonsense while performing executions Cory Doctorow

politics Fiona Hill, 11: 'She put the fire out with her hands, and finished the test.' Xeni Jardin

Business Ernst and Young subjected women employees to "training" about keeping the company's men happy Cory Doctorow

hair crime Gentleman accused of hiding manbun under MAGA cap, also arrested for spraying crowd with bear repellent Mark Frauenfelder

compared to Trump he's still awful Mitt Romney likes everyone in the Senate except Bernie Sanders, because he "scowls" Mark Frauenfelder

hair Watch this guy's hair grow out in a two-year span Rusty Blazenhoff

jeffrey epstein Watch: Trump supporters don't like being reminded of the president's friendship with child molestor Jeffrey Epstein Mark Frauenfelder

fake news CIA helped Hitler hide after WWII, Prince Harry’s real dad, and Freddie Mercury’s secret son, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

religion Who would have thought the history of a monastic hairstyle could be so interesting? Seamus Bellamy

#LongHair Woman who hasn't had a haircut in 28 years occasionally trips over her 6-foot-long tresses Carla Sinclair

dogs Tiny cute dog loves getting a haircut Xeni Jardin

trumpism The CIA is psyopsing America to help torturer Gina Haspel get the job of CIA boss Cory Doctorow

rube goldberg The 'Terrifying Automatic Hair Cutter' Rusty Blazenhoff

fake news Royal wedding bombshell, the CIA’s Trump assassination plot, and the stars really are like us, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan