sex toy Marilyn Manson is selling a dildo in his likeness Rusty Blazenhoff

sfo Size does matter, sex shop too small for SFO Jason Weisberger

anatomy What did we get stuck in our rectums in 2019? David Pescovitz

viral Ms. Tanqueray on Humans of New York is everything Xeni Jardin

aliens A UFO-themed brothel is now providing remote services for its alien sex robots Thom Dunn

Sex The town of Dildo does not want to be used in sex toy ads David Pescovitz

Gadgets The Internet of Dongs remains a security dumpster-fire — UPDATED Cory Doctorow

psychedelic A handful of psychedelic "Atlantis" mushrooms in Amsterdam Jason Weisberger

harassment Lawyers: dildo-wielding cop hit men as well as women, so can't have been sexually harassing them Rob Beschizza

Gadgets Big Bang: the "stupid patent" on teledildonics has expired Cory Doctorow

Who is America? Sacha Baron Cohen convinces pro-gun activist to bite a dildo on his show Mark Frauenfelder

video Watch the filthiest, most hilarious NSFW meth story you'll ever hear Andrea James

Gadgets The business-logic of Silicon Valley means that it can only make creepy, surveillant, pointless "smart" sex toys Cory Doctorow

mistakes There are two Amazon results for the search term "healing crystal dildo" Rob Beschizza

happy mutants Amanda Palmer's #metoo song for Judy Blume Cory Doctorow

Gadgets The Internet of Connected Sex Toys is every bit as horrifyingly insecure and poorly thought out as you imagine Cory Doctorow

NSFW-ish A dildo-drumstick cover of Metallica's 'Enter Sandman' Rusty Blazenhoff

happy mutants Star Toys: a line of Star Wars-themed sex toys Cory Doctorow

fake news JFK’s killer, Michael Jackson’s ghost, and Meghan Markle’s halibut, in this week’s tabloids Peter Sheridan

chess New York City chess set Rob Beschizza