Real things that actually exist New Hostess iced lattes flavored like Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and other snack cakes Rusty Blazenhoff
Business Paula Deen, celebrity chef criticized for diabetes-inducing cuisine, has diabetes Xeni Jardin
Entertainment Cat resembling Wilford Brimley skilled in art of playing "death by diabeetus" Xeni Jardin
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