shut up and take my money The inflatable wacky waving tube man desk toy you didn't know you needed Rusty Blazenhoff

Food With "Boober Eats" Portland strippers continue to serve the populace Jason Weisberger

coronavirus Coronavirus means a boom in private jet inquiries Rob Beschizza

tabloids Penis fish, Simon Cowell’s missing boobs, and Hillary Clinton’s gay flings, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Killing the Queen, John Lennon’s murder, and William Shatner’s talking horses in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

animals Cat found in New Mexico 5 years after being lost in Oregon Xeni Jardin

viral Ms. Tanqueray on Humans of New York is everything Xeni Jardin

art It only looks like these Fashion Week models are being dressed by drones John Struan

jeffrey epstein Jeffrey Epstein gave dirty money to cops, but also Harvard, Ohio State, science & technology institutions Xeni Jardin

fake news Mueller snubbed, Harry and Meghan exiled, and suicidal airline pilots in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

drugs Watch Spike Jonze's short film about cannabis David Pescovitz

music THE BUREAU: Part Seven, "Lockdown in the Building, News of an Active Shooter Near the Cafeteria" — with Mr Quintron's Circuit-Bent Guitars Ethan Persoff

happy mutants Evermore: a LARP themepark, elaborately themed and filled with costumed actors Jeremy Putnam

happy mutants How to Win Friends and Convince People to Watch Eurovision Catherynne Valente

art Hearing impaired dancers become a 'thousand armed' goddess Xeni Jardin

television Watch Ricky Jay's wonderful "Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women" TV special from 1989 David Pescovitz

News This 'wheelchair dance' company asks, 'Where's the disability?' Xeni Jardin

books Less than Human, More than Human Jasmina Tesanovic

trump Aliens destroy U.S. nukes, Trump defeats N Korea, and Blac Chyna goes “classier,” in this week’s tabloids Peter Sheridan

Food Discover the acceptable levels of filth in your favorite foods Andrea James