“This Cop Killed Kennedy!” screams the National Enquirer cover, boasting a photo of a gun-wielding assassin. “Killer posed as Dallas cop,” says the report. His real job? A Dallas cop.… Read the rest of the article: JFK’s killer, Michael Jackson’s ghost, and Meghan Markle’s halibut, in this week’s tabloids

Donald Trump deliberately hides the sex scandals and indiscretions of Washington, D.C. lawmakers, keeping the shameful information as potential blackmail material, reveals the National Enquirer this week. The president has… Read the rest of the article: Trump hiding DC sex scandals, Bill & Hillary’s $350m divorce, and ”you can fly,” in this week’s tabloids

What is the world coming to when the most implausible tabloid stories are actually almost true? An Arizona ranch for sale with alien visitors included, an angry parrot whose cries… Read the rest of the article: Dead aliens, a Royal curse, and Trump’s war on Scientology, in this week’s tabloids

The stars are "just like us," we’re told every week by the delusionists at Us magazine. But this week the National Examiner goes a step further: “Queen Elizabeth: She’s Just… Read the rest of the article: Bible predictions: talking pets, the Mark of the Beast, and an exploding pop star, in this week’s tabloids

This week’s tabloids feel like a fact-free zone more than ever. Val Kilmer will be “dead before Christmas!” reveals the National Enquirer, whose team of psychic actuaries are never wrong.… Read the rest of the article: Where ISIS will strike next, FBI grills Malia Obama, and Prince Charles is a Killer, in this week’s dubious tabloids

The release of 2,800 previously classified documents on the killing of president John F. Kennedy has prompted this week’s tabloids to fresh heights of fantasy. JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald… Read the rest of the article: KGB killed JFK, celebrity weight battles, and Bigfoot sightings in this week’s tabloids

More than 30 women have accused Harvey Weinstein of rape or sexual abuse, another 200+ women have claimed sexual assault by writer-director James Toback, but only the National Enquirer, following… Read the rest of the article: Hollywood sex scandal predators go unnamed and unashamed in this week’s tabloids

With its impeccable military intelligence contacts and team of White House insiders, the National Enquirer has scooped the world by obtaining “ISIS’s Map of Terror!” – revealing the jihadist group's… Read the rest of the article: Las Vegas gunman’s hooker, Hillary Clinton’s lies, and Jerry Lewis’s forged will in this week’s tabloids

Stevie Wonder can see again, the Las Vegas killer joined a cult before the massacre, and Tom Petty could have been saved, according to this week’s fact-distanced tabloids. How wrong… Read the rest of the article: Stevie Wonder’s vision restored, O.J. Simpson’s hookers, and Hugh Hefner didn’t have to die, in this week’s tabloids

Did celebrities take last week off? It seems that way, as so many of the stories in this week’s tabloids relate to events that happened years, even decades ago, though… Read the rest of the article: Hitler found alive after WWII, and how Donald Trump is misunderstood, in this week’s tabloids

It’s a throw-back to the good ole days of aliens in the White House, Bat Boy and Sasquatch sightings in this week’s facts-be-damned tabloids. A “bloodthirsty devil boy intent on… Read the rest of the article: Inside Kim Jong-Un’s bunker, the plot to kidnap Prince George, and other fabrications in this week’s tabloids

Nostradamus “predicted hurricanes and North Korea missile crisis,” claims this week’s Globe magazine, which promises to reveal the 16th-century French seer’s predictions for “what’s next!” It’s about as plausible and… Read the rest of the article: Sexbots, Nostradamus and Donald Trump, in this week’s tabloids

Is President Trump feeding stories to the ‘National Enquirer’? The magazine boasts an “exclusive” story this week claiming that the Pentagon has developed a space laser that “could zap North… Read the rest of the article: Trump’s space death ray, Hillary Clinton’s liberation, and alien mummies, in this week’s tabs

Has Angelina Jolie’s face collapsed or is it preternaturally super-smooth? Have Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell split or are they living together? Does Hillary Clinton tell all in her new… Read the rest of the article: America’s killer volcano, Angelina Jolie’s collapsing face, and Prince Charles’ murder confession, in this week’s tabs

This week’s tabloids may not be entirely divorced from reality, but they are permanently estranged and consulting lawyers. Many celebrities are horse lovers, but not Star Trek’s William Shatner. He… Read the rest of the article: Priscilla Presley killed Elvis, Michael Jackson’s tomb is empty, and the Queen quits!

J. Edgar Hoover killed President Kennedy, O.J. Simpson aims to murder Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner, and JonBenet Ramsey’s babysitter tells all, in this week’s reality-divorced tabloids. JonBenet’s babysitter Kristine Griffin… Read the rest of the article: Earth faces comet catastrophe, in this week’s tabloids

A CPR tutor needed resuscitating when he went into cardiac arrest during class, it rained pork sausages in Florida, and a pet parrot turned canary to help convict a killer.… Read the rest of the article: In the tabloids: Obama’s secret bunker and a stool-pigeon parrot

Vladimir Putin’s "American love slave tells all,” President Trump “can foil Mueller’s dark mission," and “sex romps rock White House,” in this week’s fact-challenged tabloids. Politics has always been show-business… Read the rest of the article: Putin’s love slave, White House rocked by sex scandal, and what Sharknado 5 star Cassie Scarbo carries in her purse, in this week’s tabloids

You can’t win with the tabloids. You’re either too fat, too thin, or hiding a deadly secret. This week’s tabloids continue their obsession with the stars’ weight, led by the… Read the rest of the article: Tabloids’ stock-in-trade is celebrity body shaming

Supermarket tabloids have given us aliens in the White House, Bat Boy, Elvis lives, and the first photos of heaven, but I never thought I’d read this stunning sentence .… Read the rest of the article: Aliens destroy U.S. nukes, Trump defeats N Korea, and Blac Chyna goes “classier,” in this week’s tabloids