Did Tom Cruise buy babies on the black market? Did Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have a secret Bahamas getaway? Has Queen Elizabeth refused to bless Prince Harry’s wedding? When… Read the rest of the article: Celebrity cosmetic surgery, secret hookups, and a baby black market, all in this week’s tabloids
Breaking up is hard to do, and in the tabloid world it’s prohibitively expensive too. Prince Charles and Camilla are in the midst of a “$250 million divorce,” claims the… Read the rest of the article: Trump’s White House hit list, America’s most hated mom, and sex scandals, in this week’s tabloids
We can thank global warming for at least one piece of good news: the retreating ice pack has revealed the remains of an alien space ship hidden for millennia beneath… Read the rest of the article: Space ship found in ice, Hillary’s boozing, and why Ivanka disagrees with Donald, in this week’s tabloids
If the ads in the ‘National Enquirer’ are any indiction, its readers are overweight Elvis and KISS fans with hairy legs, have drug addicted kids, can’t get into their bathtubs… Read the rest of the article: What Megyn Kelly is hiding, Bill Cosby found guilty, and Tom Cruise’s hair plugs, in this week’s dubious tabloids
It's another week of weighty issues in the tabloids, with heavy politics and underweight celebrities hogging the headlines. "Bag of bones Angelina Jolie" is an anorexic 91 pounds and must… Read the rest of the article: Killer bug threatens life on Earth, why Comey had to go, and other weighty issues in this weeks tabs
It's yet another fun-filled, fact-challenged week in the tabloids. Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin have been "caught fleeing the country," FBI files expose Debbie Reynolds' "secret gay life," and singer… Read the rest of the article: Trump saves America, Hillary caught fleeing, and drugs, sex and lies at Fox News, in this week’s tabloids
Two weeks after the 'National Enquirer' promised "World War 3 is coming!" the president's favorite media mouthpiece announces: "Trump's Plan For World Peace!" As plans go, it's a doozy.
Kim Kardashian's bubble butt is going to explode, Aretha Franklin is "too fat to live," Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner is "days from death," and Kirstie Alley "sacrifices infant to cult,"… Read the rest of the article: Scaly giants in California, White House ghosts, and Kim Kardashian's exploding butt, in this week's tabloids
It's good to see this week's tabloids getting back to the really important news. "Aliens Nuked All Life Off Of Mars!" proclaims the 'National Examiner,' which also brings us the… Read the rest of the article: Aliens destroyed life on Mars, now Trump’s poised to do the same to Earth, in this week’s tabloids
Reese Witherspoon doesn't like making love on camera, Julia Roberts is dreaming of an affair in Africa, Barbara Bush only has eight toes, and George Clooney is spending $1.3 million… Read the rest of the article: Russian sex toys, flying dinosaurs, and Barbara Bush’s missing toes, in this week’s tabloids
If the supermarket tabloids truly have an inside track to Donald Trump's thoughts, should we be petrified by this week's tabloid promise that President Trump is poised to launch World… Read the rest of the article: Hillary Clinton’s a Russian spy, Jennifer Aniston’s sex swap shame, and own your own alien – in this week’s tabloids
UFO sightings are on the rise, and America has 300 times the number of E.T. reports than the global median, claims the ‘National Examiner,’ which has done the math so… Read the rest of the article: UFO sightings are on the rise, say tabloids
You have to admire the insight, investigative prowess and sheer imagination of the tabloids, which this week are brimming with information that few people on earth could possibly know. It… Read the rest of the article: Florida skunk ape is real and "gives out a horrifying odor": National Examiner
Barack Obama’s real Kenyan birth certificate has been discovered, President Trump has caught “Russia’s White House spy,” and actor Robert Wagner has been hit by “grand jury murder charges” –… Read the rest of the article: Tabloid roundup: Obama's real birth certificate, a spy in the White House, murder charges for an aging star, and more!
Just when it seemed that the White House was backing away from Trump's "wiretap" allegations, when evidence seemed non-existent, and spin doctors desperately claimed that Trump simply meant he was… Read the rest of the article: National Enquirer succeeds where FBI and White House have failed, finding “Proof Obama Wiretapped Trump!"
Extraordinary!!! Exclamation points have over-run the tabloids like Macaques monkeys swarming the streets of New Delhi – and with much the same effect. Every story on the cover of the… Read the rest of the article: Punctuation inflation has infected the tabloids!
He’s been called psychotic, narcissistic and dangerously unbalanced, but finally we have the ‘National Enquirer’ dig its notoriously sharp teeth into President Donald Trump this week with its revelatory cover… Read the rest of the article: National Enquirer thinks Trump is almost too smart for his own good
At last, the darkest scandals of the Trump family are revealed. "Melania and Ivanka Trump's private lives!" promises the cover of this week's 'National Enquirer' in a "special investigation." The… Read the rest of the article: National Enquirer's "Special investigation" exposes the truth within the Trump White House
There are lies, damn lies (AKA Trump statements) and tabloid news. "Michael Jackson exhumed!" screams this week's 'Globe.' Inside, a two-page spread sits under the headline: "Jackson crypt opened for… Read the rest of the article: Puppet-master Obama’s plot to undermine Trump, and other tabloid stunners
O.J. Simpson's "murder knife" has been found, Barack Obama plans to "steal back" the White House, and James Dean "didn't die" in his 1955 car crash but went into hiding.… Read the rest of the article: Vampire corpses, Obama’s plot to steal back the White House, and other tabloid stunners
