drugs Daycare owner sent to prison for drugging tots so she could tan and hit the gym Seamus Bellamy

cancer Indoor tanning contributes to doubling of melanoma rate in 30 years Mark Frauenfelder

Gadgets This leather and stainless steel Active Strap is the band your Apple Watch never knew it needed Boing Boing's Shop

Science Why all scientists must fight the "infodemic" of bullshit claims and quackery David Pescovitz

Sex Amsterdam plans to move red light district into a new, indoor erotic mall David Pescovitz

one star reviews Man intentionally gets a spray tan at one of Yelp's worst-rated tanning salons Mark Frauenfelder

trump White House events "more dimly lit than in previous administrations" to hide conspicious orangeness of Trump's winter tan Rob Beschizza

music THE BUREAU: Part Four, "The Appearance and Assassination of President Jung Thug" Ethan Persoff

trump Aliens destroy U.S. nukes, Trump defeats N Korea, and Blac Chyna goes “classier,” in this week’s tabloids Peter Sheridan

family The NYT's tips on spooking your kids into not smoking weed Rob Beschizza

politics What Bernie would look like with a Trump-like tan and a hair transplant Rob Beschizza

health The FDA wants to ban use of tanning beds by youth under 18, to fight skin cancer Xeni Jardin

40 of the world's weirdest flowers Nadina Hughes

Potpourri: the $63,000 machine that transforms pot plants into concentrates. Michelle Goodman

Entertainment Elysium: everything that sucks about movies these days Colin Berry