police Against all evidence, city of Savannah claims googly eyes glued to Revolutionary War statue are "not funny" Cory Doctorow

Comics MAD Magazine legend Al Jaffee retires at age 99 Janelle Hessig

turtles Flying turtle smashes through Georgia driver's windshield Thom Dunn

crime Scam coronavirus testing drive-thru sites reported Rob Beschizza

entrapment Married couple arrested for planting "bait bikes" then beating thieves with baseball bats Mark Frauenfelder

mistakes were made Runner who slapped journalist on butt is Tommy Callaway, a youth minister and boy scout leader in Statesboro, Georgia Mark Frauenfelder

crime Owner of taco chain also meth lord, say cops Rob Beschizza

apple What it's like to have Apple rip off your successful Mac app Cory Doctorow

happy mutants Al Jaffee's MAD Life: how a traumatized kid from the shtetl became an American satire icon Cory Doctorow

jeffrey epstein Woman says Jeffrey Epstein raped her when she was 15 Mark Frauenfelder

History After 150 years, Runaway Negro Creek finally has a new name David Pescovitz

creepy santas Former Walmart Santa Claus arrested when bodies of his 2 kids found buried in his backyard Xeni Jardin

biology Why humans have so little hair compared to other apes David Pescovitz

science fiction When golden-age science fiction and Scientology parted ways Rob Beschizza

fake news Michael Jackson is alive, Elvis is haunting Wayne Newton, and Sean Hannity’s secrets are revealed, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

shithole presidency If Trump tries to pardon his way out of trouble, it will make things worse for him Mark Frauenfelder

whistleblowing Waitress swiftly and gloriously takes down a dude who groped her Rusty Blazenhoff

Cryptozoology Mysterious sea monster photographed on Georgia shore David Pescovitz

fake news World War III, Trump, and proof Princess Diana was murdered, in this week’s tabloids Peter Sheridan

media NBC fires Matt Lauer over "inappropriate sexual behavior" Rob Beschizza