sports Man celebrated Oakland A's World Series win with a baseball in the rectum David Pescovitz

health Ars Technica's dunk on Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series is the best dunk of all Cory Doctorow

toilets Magnificent steel toilet flushes forty golf balls with ease Rob Beschizza

anatomy What did we get stuck in our rectums in 2019? David Pescovitz

law GOP lawmaker driven mad by bill that would decriminalize children who take naked photos of themselves, delivers a frenzied rant about anal sex on legislature's floor Cory Doctorow

health Syracuse cops falsely accuse man of rectal dope-stashing and take him to hospital for nonconsensual anal probe; now he must pay $4600 for the procedure Cory Doctorow

Business Gwyneth Paltrow plagiarized the fictitious "ancient Chinese" practice of vaginally inserted jade eggs UPDATED Cory Doctorow

nightmare fodder British man's colon bursts due to an abundance of poop Seamus Bellamy

"Addictive Hormones" is a delicious treat from Japan Thersa Matsuura

Science Slashdotter: I've had a pillcam stuck in my gut for 12 weeks and counting Cory Doctorow

Coffee Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar Cory Doctorow

health An orifice-by-orifice census of the objects US emergency room doctors removed from their patients in 2017 Cory Doctorow

Business Trump's “free market” FCC loves monopolies, especially when they rip off prisoners' families Cory Doctorow

crime Man busted after purposely going to jail to sell drug-filled Kinder Surprise eggs smuggled in his butt David Pescovitz

robots This robot crawls up your butt to examine your colon David Pescovitz

Gadgets What's inside a phone that's designed to fit inside your rectum? Cory Doctorow

mistakes An Eel in the Keel Richard Kaufman

gender Woman Texas politician proposes rectal exams, fines, mandatory literature and masturbation ban for men Cory Doctorow

gold fever Gentleman who smuggled $165,000 worth of gold in his rectum promises to pay it back Mark Frauenfelder

#fixthepolice Chicago cop who sexually assaulted a man with a screwdriver keeps his job Mark Frauenfelder