Real things that actually exist KFC introduces a firelog that smells like greasy fried chicken Rusty Blazenhoff
us news Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather offers to pay for George Floyd’s funeral & memorial, family accepts offer Xeni Jardin
baseball A minor league Yankees affiliate team tried to throw an "OJ Simpson Trial"-themed baseball game Thom Dunn
Science More than 800 Russian academic articles retracted after "bombshell" report reveals plagiarism and other misconduct Cory Doctorow
privacy Gawker's new owners demand right to search journalists, ban encrypted email and institute dress code Cory Doctorow
china Call for boycott after the actor who played Mulan in the reboot supports Hong Kong's brutal police crackdown on pro-democracy protestors Cory Doctorow
happy mutants Barnes and Noble's new boss is James Daunt, who rescued the UK's Waterstones Cory Doctorow
corruption Using data-science to evaluate whether Xi Jinping's anti-corruption sweeps were really about consolidating power Cory Doctorow
Business Debullshitifying Uber's financial statement reveals a hemorrhaging fountain of red ink with no path to profitability Cory Doctorow
usausausa The first-ever independent audit of whistleblower retaliation in US spy agencies was looking bad for the agencies, so it was shut down Cory Doctorow
revenge When a debt collector threatened to rape a man's wife over a bogus debt, the man devoted a year towards getting his revenge Mark Frauenfelder
Games It Is As If You Were Doing Work is a browser game celebrating Windows 3-era cubicle drudgery Rob Beschizza