politics Britain offers citizenship to 3 million Hong Kong residents after China crackdown Rob Beschizza
tabloids Meghan runs off with Princess Diana’s jewels, Prince Andrew caught fleeing, and Ron Jeremy’s wood, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
politics State Department inspector general Steve Linick fired on a Friday night, weird, wonder why? Xeni Jardin
music The 'Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus' song, a parody of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!' Xeni Jardin
COVID-19 Politico asked 34 big thinkers to predict how the coronapocalypse will permanently change our world Gareth Branwyn
star-bellied Sneetches Want a coronavirus test? It's easy – just be rich, famous, or powerful Mark Frauenfelder
security U.S. State Department to tell Americans abroad: Return immediately, or shelter in place Xeni Jardin
colonialism Inside the effort to save an indigenous Pacific Island language that the US tried to destroy Thom Dunn
tabloids Bigfoot sighted, the Queen’s $1 trillion tax bill, and coronavirus targets the stars, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
Business Robocalls: Finally, DOJ seeks court enforcement action against telecoms for phone spam Xeni Jardin
gwot One of the CIA's waterboarding torturers called himself "The Preacher" and shouted religious nonsense while performing executions Cory Doctorow
finance The cum-ex scam stole $60b from European tax authorities: it's monumentally boring, complicated, and very, very important Cory Doctorow