Guinness World Record Someone has finally broken the Guinness World Record for long-distance throwing of a hot dog sausage in a bun Thom Dunn

Cryptozoology That time Davy Crockett met Bigfoot David Pescovitz

Food Which expiration dates on food packaging should you pay attention to? Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Royal brawl in palace, Brad & Jen’s reunion, and 2020 predictions in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

halloween Bob Ross couple's costume and other Halloween night surprises in my neighborhood Rusty Blazenhoff

canada Beyond Meat added to Tim Hortons' menu Seamus Bellamy

sausage Delightful vintage toy shows how the sausage gets made Rusty Blazenhoff

corruption Payday lenders switched their trade show to a Trump hotel and sent Trump at least a million bucks, then he gave them carte blanche to make billions preying on poor people Cory Doctorow

art Carolee Schneemann, pioneering performance artist, RIP David Pescovitz

marketing Jimmy Dean offers sausage-scented wrapping paper Rusty Blazenhoff

Copyfight Of Dog's Breakfasts, Article 13, and Mythbusting Glyn Moody

fake news Royal assassins, JFK assassins, and Ronan Farrow character assassination, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Food How to tell good meat from the mediocre Rob Beschizza

trump Trump's tiny sausage fingers too small to mask his "how to human" crib-sheet for mass shooting presser Cory Doctorow

net neutrality Ajit Pai says the FTC is will guard against ISPs abusing a world without Net Neutrality, but the FTC had no authority to act in history's most prominent telcoms abuses Cory Doctorow

sausage troll British sausage roll shop apologizes for this amazing image of baby Jesus as an enormous sausage roll Rob Beschizza

? Denny's new mascot looks like a turd ? Rusty Blazenhoff

motorcycle Hunter Thompson's Ducati 900 Supersport review Jason Weisberger

Tasty rewards Firefighters rescue farm piglets from fire and later eat them up Carla Sinclair

In the tabloids: Obama’s secret bunker and a stool-pigeon parrot Peter Sheridan