florida Florida man tries to have sex with Olaf from "Frozen" and a stuffed unicorn in a Target Thom Dunn

bots News plagiarism sites run real stories through thesaurus to avoid detection, to hilarious effect Rob Beschizza

Disney Trespasser camping on Disney World's abandoned island thought it was a "tropical paradise" David Pescovitz

Business 'Widespread sexual harassment' of McDonald’s female employees in Florida, class action lawsuit claims Xeni Jardin

florida Florida cow arrested by police after months on the lam Thom Dunn

Funny 'Wanted: Unknown Cow.' Florida cow on the loose sought by authorities Xeni Jardin

trump Shots fired near Trump's Mar-a-Lago, SUV breaches security, 2 female suspects in custody Xeni Jardin

Nature Icy with a chance of falling iguanas, Florida's odd forecast reads Xeni Jardin

boston A stolen lobster truck crashed into another lobster truck, because Boston Thom Dunn

tabloids Nipple clamps, squeezed breasts, and a Royal rude awakening, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

jeffrey epstein Jeffrey Epstein's social media accounts are as gross as you'd expect. Xeni Jardin

scholarship An academic pollster explains why she thinks any Democratic nominee will win the presidency in 2020 Cory Doctorow

florida Manatee orgy causes traffic jam in Florida David Pescovitz

animals Rare giant bird kills Florida man David Pescovitz

politics Former Trump campaign staffer Alva Johnson sues Trump, says he kissed her without consent before 2016 Florida rally Xeni Jardin

racism Man attacks McDonald's worker, gets a battery charge and a beating Rob Beschizza

comedy Weird Al announces his 2019 tour will include orchestras Rusty Blazenhoff

law A data-driven look at the devastating efficacy of a far-right judge-education program Cory Doctorow

corruption The sheriffs who cheered Trump's attack on the press have long histories of shady dealings, revealed by the press Cory Doctorow

fake news Prince Charles’ four love children, the Clintons’ corruption, and who needs Brad Pitt anyway, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan