shut up and take my money The inflatable wacky waving tube man desk toy you didn't know you needed Rusty Blazenhoff

Face Licker You can have a giant lollipop made of your face Rusty Blazenhoff

happy mutants Melt a Nazi with the Major Toht candle Cory Doctorow

happy mutants A Stranger Things Eleven candle with a bleeding nose Cory Doctorow

mermaids Cute mermaid tail blanket David Pescovitz

just look at it Just look at this banana-shaped pool-table Cory Doctorow

Kids Unicorn candle holder cries colorful waxy tears when lit Andrea James

nazis Indiana Jones Nazi face-melting candle Richard Kaufman

Technology Review: Pimping my Char-Broil TRU-Infrared grill with a rotisserie robot, and all the fixins rjcjr

Gadgets The best 'budget' barbecue grill I've found: Char-Broil Performance TRU Infrared 480 rjcjr