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Science Did you leave your hamster DNA on a train? David Pescovitz

tattoos Tattoo parlor offers free sessions to cover up of racist symbols David Pescovitz

Funny "In lieu of flowers, please pay someone's open bar tab" David Pescovitz

art Van Gogh swiped last night during museum smash-and-grab David Pescovitz

canada Crazy video of fireworks shooting from car as it's speeding down highway David Pescovitz

Sex Amsterdam plans to move red light district into a new, indoor erotic mall David Pescovitz

crime Woman busted for allegedly running "the QVC of stolen clothes" David Pescovitz

Japan Tokyo installing public urinals made from iron to stop a rash of toilet smashing David Pescovitz

real estate Seattle: Bidding war for $330,000+ home that was too filthy and hazardous for anyone to even tour David Pescovitz

health care disaster After a 2-hour wait in emergency room, a 25-year-old woman leaves to find help elsewhere and dies Mark Frauenfelder

entrapment Married couple arrested for planting "bait bikes" then beating thieves with baseball bats Mark Frauenfelder

religion Catholic church dumped holy water from airplane onto the town below David Pescovitz

homophobia One Million Moms, a far-right Christian group, is offended by Hallmark commercial of newlywed women kissing Mark Frauenfelder

crime Tip: Don't shoplift when store is holding 'Shop With A Cop' event David Pescovitz

glitter elephant brooches Galveston GOP Chairwoman says her text message with N-word was a "typo" Mark Frauenfelder

guns Six-year-old brought a loaded gun to school for show-and-tell David Pescovitz

medical bills Hospital charges $2,658.98 to remove doll shoe from girl's nostril Mark Frauenfelder

Mysterious rolls of cash randomly appearing on sidewalks in tiny English village David Pescovitz