christmas This Christmas elf is selling fast because of its suggestive tongue Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids Jeffrey Epstein’s prison confession, the world’s most dangerous woman, and the end of the world, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

music This ska-jazz cover of the Animal Crossing: New Horizons theme is everything Rusty Blazenhoff

puzzles My trip through the Starmaze: a world in the 9th dimension Jane Frauenfelder

facebook The Facebook Community Standards Roast! Ethan Persoff

creativity How a children's book about a mouse is keeping me motivated in quarantine Thom Dunn

coronavirus Build your own makeshift "quarantine pool table" Rusty Blazenhoff

stop motion animation A stop-motion car combat show from Jon Favreau and Seth Green coming to Quibi Gareth Branwyn

The stock market is plunging today, but two things are up: the price of gold, and weed use among seniors Mark Frauenfelder

cartoons Cartoonist sells his "crappy rejected" New Yorker submissions Rusty Blazenhoff

kickstarter Jane Metcalfe, co-founder NEO.LIFE, has a cool upcoming book Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Megxit Explodes – Who’s to blame? in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

law Say it with meth: Christmas card containing crystal leads to holiday in jail Xeni Jardin

tabloids Penis fish, Simon Cowell’s missing boobs, and Hillary Clinton’s gay flings, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

happy mutants Donald Knuth's Christmas pi surprise Cory Doctorow

rip Rest in Power, Allee Willis — Queen of Kitsch Rusty Blazenhoff

cancer Love, loss, and Carrie Fisher’s lamp Gina Loukareas

cover songs Enjoy 101 different versions of "Fairytale of New York" Thom Dunn

tabloids Killing the Queen, John Lennon’s murder, and William Shatner’s talking horses in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Jesus Merry Christmas, someone stole Jesus's foreskin Thom Dunn