peanuts Planters Peanuts is killing off their cannibal capitalist mascot in the most capitalist way possible Thom Dunn
australia Australia is only a horrifying natural death trap so it can balance out the adorableness of the quokka Thom Dunn
futility closet In 1822, a desperate band of convicts fleeing a Tasmanian penal colony ended up resorting to cannibalism Futility Closet
tabloids A Royal coup, Malia Obama's bribe scandal, and man-eating Angelina Jolie, in this week’s reality-challenged tabloids Peter Sheridan
fake news Glenn Miller’s death plane, Robert Durst’s cannibal appetites, and exploding heads in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
NYT and Atlantic are sorry too Jezebel apologizes for hiring Cannibal Witch as writer-at-large Mark Frauenfelder
