champagne TIL: You can buy bottles of fake bubbly for boat christenings that are designed to break Rusty Blazenhoff

happy mutants This French baker cruises around delivering fresh-baked goods to boaters Rusty Blazenhoff

DIY A mini boat you can build yourself with zip ties and epoxy Rusty Blazenhoff

boats This boat is a hot tub and vice versa David Pescovitz

tabloids Coronavirus can make you fat, the Queen is still dying, and a sex tape nightmare, in this week’s dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

gun violence This "bulletproof" hoodie comes with a lifetime warranty Thom Dunn

politics Beach Week (2018), a film by the Coen Brothers Rob Beschizza

News Stormy Daniels arrested for smacking cop in the 'face with her bare breasts.' Charges since dropped. Xeni Jardin

mishaps Watch: speedboat driver rams into small boat with three passengers Mark Frauenfelder

law Canadian Parliament cancels plan to legalize drunk canoeing Cory Doctorow

News New FBI director is Chris Christie's Bridgegate lawyer and has Christie's infamous cellphone Mark Frauenfelder

cars Maserati Hearse David Pescovitz

donald trump “Donald still trumps the polls!” fibs Dick Morris Peter Sheridan

picks While eating man's face, Florida 'cannibal killer' wore Trump 'Make America Great Again' hat Xeni Jardin

futility closet Was a son of the powerful Rockefeller family eaten by cannibals? Futility Closet

Kids Russia's ghastly Children's Rights Commissioner finally quits Cory Doctorow

DRONES How Dan Shapiro created the most-backed game in Kickstarter history Mark Frauenfelder