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It's so close to perfect, especially given the rich, detailed, warts-and-all photography. But the funny thing about the so-called Uncanny Valley is the deeper you get, the more's left to… Read the rest of the article: The Irishman trailer depicts de-aged DeNiro

Kid Icarus isn't especially rare, but one in its original case is. And it's expected to fetch ten grand at auction, reports the Reno Gazette Journal. Scott Amos found the… Read the rest of the article: Unopened copy of 1987 Nintendo game should fetch $10000 at auction

There are, in Esquire's counting, 104 Bond villains as of July 31, 2019. It categorized and ranked them, creating the perfect tour of the franchise's best bits. 59. Nicknack The… Read the rest of the article: Bond villains ranked

Nintendo's smaller, cuter, more portable new console is coming September 20th, and now you can pre-order one. It comes in yellow, teal, gray or white with scribbles and it costs… Read the rest of the article: Nintendo Switch Lite is available for preorder

Ten Second Songs is one of those amazing YouTube channels that doom you to a morning lost in someone's incredible and decidedly unique talent. In this case, performing songs in… Read the rest of the article: Enter Sandman in the style of Let's Dance-era Bowie

My name is Herobine. I am twenty-six years old. I live in a data entity resembling an ultramodernist residence at x: 68;y: 73; z: 636 in the seed -98734659879863346. I… Read the rest of the article: Already regretting assigning Bret Easton Ellis to review Minecraft's photorealistic texture pack

https://youtu.be/5PVHrYRb7aE This elephant residing in Kruger National Park in South Africa is evidently tired of tourists rumbling around, bothering it. "Jeezis Chroyst"

End.Game is a dark, dreamy synthpop album, all swooping pads, punchy beats and mysterious retro auras. It's the work of Luscious-235, a joint-venture between Sid Luscious (of 80s fame fronting… Read the rest of the article: End.Game: a synth album from 19A0

The Atlantic unearthed an old tape of Ronald Reagan yukking it up with Richard Nixon about African "monkeys" at the United Nations. The day after the United Nations voted to… Read the rest of the article: Racist Ronald Reagan called Africans "monkeys" in taped call with Nixon

A woman suspected of urinating on the potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart has turned herself in, reports CBS News. The woman was charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct… Read the rest of the article: Woman who urinated on potatoes at Walmart turns self in

Tam Lindsay (tambothejambo on twitter) witnessed a spectacular mistake by a bus driver in West Lothian that tore the roof off his double-decker ride. Out a walk in Fauldhouse and… Read the rest of the article: Scotland has its own "can opener" bridge

At least two people are dead after a gunman opened fire at the Southaven Walmart in Mississippi on Tuesday, with a police officer and the shooter also reportedly injured. CBS… Read the rest of the article: At least two dead after man opens fire at Mississippi Walmart

A man so vexed District Court Judge Marilyn Castle in Lafayette that she ordered his mouth taped shut. The Advocate reports that Michael C. Duhon, already found guilty of theft,… Read the rest of the article: Judge orders man's mouth taped shut in court, then orders video of it destroyed

A trucker replaced a broken tail light with a red sports drink, reports the Denver Channel. His ingenuity earned him police attention in Longmont, Colo., but they let him go… Read the rest of the article: Broken tail light replaced with red sports drink

You may now cool or heat a small part of your body on the go, if you are in Japan and have ¥13000 to blow. The Reon Pocket is a… Read the rest of the article: Wearable miniature cooler/warmer

It's got a long way to overturn the PS2's and Nintendo DS's ~150m hauls, but Sony's PS4 reached the 100m sold mark this summer and has a good shot at… Read the rest of the article: 100 million PlayStation 4 consoles sold

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Everything's a computer these days, obviously, but this one is surprisingly elaborate given the apparent simplicity of what it does. Lisa Braun on Twitter: "Here is my little thread about… Read the rest of the article: Teardown of Apple's lightning-to-HDMI adapter, which turns out to be a tiny computer with 256MB of RAM

Today Democratic Party presidential candidate Kamala Harris announced her version of Medicare for All, but over the weekend, she perked ears by issuing an oddly-specific policy proposal on Twitter: student… Read the rest of the article: Kamala Harris policy generator