According to this NYT interactive map. Judith Basin County, Montana, will be the last unravaged county in the worst-case coronavirus scenario. Zillow shows very few homes on offer, but this… Read the rest of the article: Worst-case scenario places Judith Basin County, Montana as our last redoubt against the virus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJsLDoFAaI KFC closed its restaurants to all but drive-through customers and deliveries days ago. According to this video, however, the company is quietly ordering managers to keep lobbies open to… Read the rest of the article: KFC manager complains company is ordering them to reopen lobbies during pandemic
pic.twitter.com/fhA9Ykpqbz — Mike Judge (@MikeJudge) March 20, 2020 Mike Judge, creator of the show, posted this reminder of the need for social distancing to limit the speed of the spread… Read the rest of the article: Hank Hill will not be kicking anyone's ass today
Britain's ancient, fatberg-infested sewers are already choked to the grates thanks to irresponsible flushings during the coronavirus crisis. People running out of (or hoarding) toilet paper are instead using paper… Read the rest of the article: Britain's sewers blocked by toilet paper alternatives
Here's Andy Merrill in character as Brak, the cat-masked intergalactic pirate from Space Ghost, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast and The Brak Show, offering a timely lesson in respecting personal… Read the rest of the article: Brak performs Don't Touch Me
View this post on Instagram Niblo is making sure I stay healthy and demands I entertain him in exchange… cats 🤷🏼♂️ A post shared by Anthony Hopkins (@anthonyhopkins) on Mar… Read the rest of the article: Anthony Hopkins performing Chopin for the benefit of his cat, Niblo
Shaun of the Dead was and remains the seond-best zombie movie of all time. Here's some relevant advice for a very different scenario.
Sen. Richard Burr (R-N.C), reassured the public that America was prepared to fend off coronavirus. But being privy to decidedly non-public briefings, he knew otherwise, and sold off $1.5m in… Read the rest of the article: Republican Senator dumped ~$1.5m in stock before crash, while reassuring public that coronavirus was no big deal.
To make it less conspicious as society descends into chaos, I decided to paint my entire house matte black, including the roof, windows and nearby foliage. The job completed, I… Read the rest of the article: Tactical paint cans
Hawaii Democrat Tulsi Gabbard today quit the race to challenge President Trump in november, reports ABC News. Recent primary results and polling had her struggling to get even 1% support,… Read the rest of the article: Tulsi Gabbard quits race, endorses Joe Biden
In business during a crisis, there are winner and losers. CNBC reports that Walmart stock is up sharply during the coronavirus pandemic; in the time it's taken the Dow Jones… Read the rest of the article: Walmart stock up as markets collapse
CNN reports that the Centers for Disease Control is suggesting that funerals be live-streamed during the coronavirus pandemic to avoid mourners infecting one-another with the disease. The Trump administration has… Read the rest of the article: CDC suggests live-streaming funerals to avoid infecting mourners
It's March 19, the day when folks north of the equator can step out (of the toilet), take a deep breath (of 70-degree bone-dry forced air) and enjoy the flowering… Read the rest of the article: First day of spring in the northern hemisphere
Someone needs to tell him life is on the record pic.twitter.com/NPhxjQdcid — ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) March 19, 2020 Recount assembled Trump's statements about coronavirus — all downplaying it, some calling… Read the rest of the article: Supercut of Trump saying coronavirus was fake news, until he suddenly said he knew it was a pandemic all along
Don't be like Wez. Know your poop-roll prognosis for the coming coronapocalypse.
Italy suffered its worst day of the coronavirus outbreak Tuesday, recording 475 deaths. The epicenter of the pandemic in Europe, Italy is further along an infection curve other countries in… Read the rest of the article: 475 die of coronavirus in one day in Italy
Today apple announced a new MacBook Air (faster, cheaper) and an upgraded iPad Pro with LiDAR, "studio-quality" microphones and the full array of ultrawide and telephoto lenses as sported on… Read the rest of the article: Everything's going to be fine, there's a new iPad Pro
Tax-dodging rock star Bono wrote a new ballad about the novel coronavirus. View this post on Instagram for ANYONE who this St. Patrick’s day is in a tight spot and… Read the rest of the article: In lieu of paying taxes, Bono pens coronavirus song
Astrobrights sells 89gm tactical paper by the ream [Amazon] for those of us with a pressing need for large amounts of stealthy milspec cellulose-lignin sheeting in standard workplace dimensions. P.S.… Read the rest of the article: Tactical paper
What a damning indictment of Fox News from the Post video team here. pic.twitter.com/r8Fz8vo5KV — andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) March 18, 2020 In this video, assembled by the Washington Post's media… Read the rest of the article: WATCH: Fox News hosts say coronavirus is fake news, then change their tune
