Qanon grifters see a new opportunity in the coronavirus scare: anyone self-isolating or quarantined can be described as under "house arrest" for all the usual Qanon fantasy crimes. Oprah Winfrey,… Read the rest of the article: Self-isolating Oprah Winfrey goaded into "house arrest" denial by conspiracy theorists

Rep. Dan Lipinski (D-Illinois) dislikes abortion, Barack Obama, the affordable care act and marriage equality, and likes religious discrimination, domestic surveillance and denying federal benefits to gay couples. If you're… Read the rest of the article: One of the last conservative Democrats in congress loses primary to progressive opponent

The Democratic National Committee has warned state parties that if they delay primary elections after June 9, they'll have their delegates cut. A new memo from the Democratic National Committee… Read the rest of the article: DNC warns states: delay primaries to June and we'll cut your delegates

Behold Stella, exemplifying the canine propensity to barrel headlong into piles of leaves. I’ll just leaf this right here… Stella’s BEST LEAF JUMPS OF ALL TIME!

An old Mitchell and Webb skit, contra Voltaire; if you know them, you already know which one it is: "I'm not saying do it. I'm just saying to run it… Read the rest of the article: British coronavirus policy explained

Clearwater beach was packed to the waterline Tuesday, crowded by visitors hoping to make the most of the coronavirus pandemic by contracting it and spreading it to as many other… Read the rest of the article: Dense crowds of beachgoers soak up the disease in Florida

In this charming video, a hoss enjoys dipping its head beneath the surface of a pond and blowing bubbles like a kid with a milkshake. If you would like to… Read the rest of the article: Horse blows bubbles

In 2014, reddit user u/damburglar posted this abandoned recreation of Edward Hopper's 1942 painting Nighthawks. That it's a plainly-rendered 3D model seems to make it even creepier. [via] Here's one… Read the rest of the article: Nighthawks in quarantine

Thousands of runners participated in a half-marathon in Bath, England this weekend despite warnings from public health experts that it could expose runners to the novel coronavirus. Organizers of the… Read the rest of the article: Half-marathon goes ahead in Britain despite coronavirus pandemic

I ended up supporting a particular marble, emotionally investing in its success, then being sickeningly disappointed upon its inevitable defeat, by a different marble. They call this "Marbula One" racing,… Read the rest of the article: Enjoy this marble race

"It's no worse than the flu!" yells an angry man at a TV news crew in a parking lot. "I don't even blame the chinese!" Facts as they stand: the… Read the rest of the article: Man blames media for news

Out of toilet paper? Incapable of cleaning your butt without it? Got a well-stocked woodworking shop? Make your own from wood pulp! Quilted Northern's funny advert for "artisanal" toilet paper… Read the rest of the article: How to keep your anus thoroughly abraded during the coronapocalypse

From The Brick Experiment Channel comes this test: "Let's see how Lego-compatible stainless steel axle deforms or breaks when high torque is applied. The test bench is made using only… Read the rest of the article: Lego makes short work of steel axle

I picture this blonde raccoon with a languid, slightly inebriated voice demanding — and promptly receiving — more cherries.

Jonathan Frakes, the actor and director associated most strongly with his Star Trek role as bearded lothario William Riker, has many other feathers in his cap. Here he poses some… Read the rest of the article: Jonathan Frakes asking important questions

The video below shows a customer in a vehicle at a Burger King drive-through window. The restaurant is clearly ablaze, with smoke billowing from the roof and fire alarms shrieking.… Read the rest of the article: Customer demands refund at Burger King as restaurant burns down

Wipe away the coronapocalypse in stealthy style with Renova black toilet paper [Amazon], your everyday carry for the virus crisis. With 140 "very soft and absorbent" 3-ply sheets per 100%… Read the rest of the article: Tactical toilet paper

Supposedly driven by the virus crisis, On-nomi (オン飲み, "Drinking on[line]") is the practice of getting together with friends on the internet and having a drink together. It's the touchless, pathogen-free… Read the rest of the article: On-nomi (オン飲み) is the new Japanese term for drinking online

I will be spending my entire day on the Talking Animals YouTube collection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtcAsK2nWQI "Somebody is going to get hurt!" a worker yells over and over, to no avail. When the tribunals commence, teenage judges on their charmin thrones, the court will rise… Read the rest of the article: Customers descend on newly-arrived toilet paper at Costco