Prince Charles has confessed to his sons: “I had to kill Diana!” claims the ‘Globe.' “Your mother was out of control! She was a threat to the monarchy! She had… Read the rest of the article: “Donald still trumps the polls!” fibs Dick Morris

Farewell, Nick Nolte. We’ll miss you. We loved you in ’48 Hrs’ and ‘Down and Out in Beverly Hills.’ You were masterful in ‘The Thin Red Line’ and ‘Cape Fear.’… Read the rest of the article: President Obama’s “Wild White House Orgy!” and other tabloid stunners

You know the National Enquirer doesn’t believe its own story that it has found child beauty pageant murder victim JonBenet Ramsey’s killer when it relegates the story to a sliver… Read the rest of the article: Ferocious bipedal dog-like beast prowling American forests! says tabloid

What’s in celebrity handbags this week? Is it lip gloss and sunglasses? Car keys and chewing gum? We’ll never know, because Us magazine this week deprives us of its weekly… Read the rest of the article: Tabloid warning: "Children with soulless black eyes terrorize residents foolish enough to let them in"

The lost continent of Atlantis has been discovered, and the grammatically-challenged National Examiner reveals: “descendants of Atlantis still roaming the streets today.” It’s probably too late for Atlantians to be… Read the rest of the article: Deep-fried Oreos, beer ravioli, chocolate-covered bacon are tabloid favorites

“It’s war!” screams the cover of Us magazine. Forget Iraq and Afghanistan, Syria and Nigeria. It’s Kim Kardashian vs Taylor Swift that has Us mag so excited, after the reality… Read the rest of the article: 100 yard-long kraken surfaces near Antarctica, and other tabloid stunners

Dark smoke rings hover in the sky over Zurich, Leamington Spa in England, and even Disneyland. Are they naturally occurring air vortices, or thermal microbursts as some meteorologists believe? Of… Read the rest of the article: Demonic possession on the rise in America, and other tabloid stunners

It’s summer, so let the body shaming begin. The National Enquirer brings us four pages of “Celebs with Cellulite,” and Us magazine assaults us with six pages of “bikini diet… Read the rest of the article: It’s summer, so let the tabloid body shaming begin

When you’re attacked by an alligator, the National Enquirer has some great advice for you: “Run!” That’s just one of the really useful survival tips in this week’s helpful tabloids.… Read the rest of the article: Humans and robots are on a collision course for a war, says Examiner

Parasites are threatening to “destroy the human race,” claims the National Examiner, which coincidentally is what this week’s tabloid magazines also appear to have in mind. Just like the Examiner's… Read the rest of the article: Parasites are threatening to “destroy the human race” and other tabloid shockers

It used to be said that photos never lie, back in those simpler, innocent days before Photoshop and Facetune made liars of us all. But as this week’s tabloids show,… Read the rest of the article: How to tell a victim of demonic possession apart from someone with a mental disorder

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: "World’s toughest duck" has died, and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Stories from the alternate universe inhabited by the tabloid magazines

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Secret White House economic analysis foresees new Great Depression within months, and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Angelina Jolie on a secret hunger strike to call attention to Syrian refugees, and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Torrents of lava will gush across the Western United States, and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: “Ted Cruz Father Linked to JFK Assassination!” and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Stone Age mummy has claimed seven lives since his discovery! and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Tom Cruise intends to "dethrone the Queen” and other tabloid stunners

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares… Read the rest of the article: Conspiracy theories abound in this week’s tabloids, or is everyone plotting against us?