Do you like forklift trucks and saving money for minor industrial groups of the midcentury midwest? We have the game for you!

Do you like forklift trucks and saving money for minor industrial groups of the midcentury midwest? We have the game for you!
You might think Hungry Hungry Hippos was the ultimate consumption game; but that was hippos, not humans. Kitchen Panic is about people.
Deanna Dahlsad escapes Soviet Russia, sends her friends to Siberia, and braves the wicked Kommissar in this 1960s-era board game.
The board game based on the phantasmic film isn't that great, writes Deanna Dahlsad, but will be a coveted rarity for fans