Archie comics, that bastion of thick, small newsprint books at supermarket checkout, is getting yet another vaguely ironic makeover! The ginger ninja of our hearts is, to quote Bloomberg, "getting a new hipster look."
What I have learned from this is that Bloomberg goes into Target, looks at the $5 plaid shirts by Mossimo for Target, and thinks, "Whoa, hipster."
(P.S. Yes, that artwork is by the awesome Fiona Staples!)