"Bitter at the ascendency of man, these scheming apes brewed this deadly virus in their jungle lairs." — David Attenborough†.
† The Onion.
Animals Spread Disease Constantly
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The Onion on Kanye West
The context is Kanye West's long-expected but nonetheless startling MAGA turn. Nation Suddenly Concerned About Black Man's Opinion [The Onion] READ THE REST
The Onion's new profanity-laced cooking videos send up the genre perfectly
Since Gordon Ramsay got 25 million views showing how to scramble eggs, there's been a sharp uptick in inane cooking videos. Enter The Onion with the perfect response. READ THE REST
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We all know vital information about ourselves and our private digital accounts can be compromised by cybercriminals. However, many would be frightened to know just how compromised they and their… READ THE REST
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While mosquitoes have certainly earned their title as the deadliest animal on earth, their impact on most of our lives is usually a lot less consequential. But even though they… READ THE REST
