Ah, Riverside, California. Don’t ever change.
Police say a gentleman in Riverside stuffed no fewer than 30 bags of frozen shrimp down his pants in a series of thefts targeting a Southern California grocery store.
The total value of the theft is estimated at $500, but we’re talking Vons shrimp here, so IDK.
Questions. I have them.
The man took the shrimp from a Vons market in the city of Riverside by entering the store three times in a span of 15 minutes on Dec. 14.
Each time he went to the frozen food section and concealed the shrimp in his pants, Riverside police said in a statement.
The Riverside Police Department posted surveillance video on their Facebook page.
[screengrabs from facebook.com/RiversidePD video]