Funny Burglar left behind notebook with list of homes to burglarize. He got busted. Xeni Jardin

crime Technology company co-founder reports car stolen to avoid mechanic's bill Jason Weisberger

Weird ‘I’m the Orlando Easter Bunny, Google it' — Florida man arrested after hit-and-run Xeni Jardin

Weird Thief stuffed 30 bags of frozen shrimp in his pants, say police Xeni Jardin

picks Shirtless gentleman arrested for shooting corncobs at neighbor's home with potato gun Xeni Jardin

music Watch Blondie's Debbie Harry on a pogo stick explaining the punk Pogo dance (1978) David Pescovitz

#COVIDIOTS The screaming no-masker was fired from his job Mark Frauenfelder

b-side Trash-talking chess player's ass handed to him by 16-year-old Mark Frauenfelder

Joy rides Gentleman crashes his Lamborghini 20 minutes after buying it Carla Sinclair

crimes Gentleman arrested for smuggling cocaine inside fake penis David Pescovitz

#blacklivesmatter Homeland Security analyst filmed telling black teen girl, “You don’t deserve to be here” Mark Frauenfelder

farting Gentleman fined for farting at police David Pescovitz

terrorists Incel blows off own hands trying to make anti-cheerleader bomb, still a wanker Rob Beschizza

trump Stephen Colbert explains why Trump actually isn't like President Lincoln Mark Frauenfelder

coronavirus Michigan man wipes his nose on store employee's shirt after being told to wear mask at store Mark Frauenfelder

coronavirus Man arrested on felony charges for pushing Texas park ranger into a lake Mark Frauenfelder

rona Trump admits Covid death toll will be higher, compares self to Abraham Lincoln Rob Beschizza

b-side Gentleman attempts to sleep and drive a forklift at the same time with disastrous results Mark Frauenfelder

cannabis Celebrate 4/20 by watching the weed exploitation classic Reefer Madness David Pescovitz

coronavirus Australian mayor caught on camera drinking in public just hours after he warned public to stay at home Carla Sinclair