For more than 15 years I’ve lived in Alameda, a lovely island city in San Francisco’s Bay Area. Because we’re surrounded by water, there’s a boating community. Thus, we have marine stores. I am not part of the boating community, so I had never gone into any of these stores. That is, until today. Our local West Marine store is moving to another part of town, so they’re having a big sale. I decided it was time to check it out.
It was nicer than I expected. They’re set to close at the end of March, so a lot of the shelves were barren. But there were still some neat nautical products left like international code flags, personal locator beacons, and boat beanbag chairs.
Though, what really caught my eye were these bottles of fake champagne. They’re for when you christen a boat. You just take the bottle and smash it against the vessel. They don’t contain alcohol (one reviewer says it contains a “soapy liquid”) and are scored to break easily.
Read for yourself. Here’s the product’s description:
Save the real champagne for guests and break this special christening bottle on your vessel’s prow. The bottle is scored around the middle and housed in a net to ensure that your first swing is a smashing hit. The result: cheers from the crowd when an impressive-yet safe-spray of imitation bubbly celebrates your boat’s dent-free debut.
Watch and learn:
photo by Rusty Blazenhoff