Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the summons from the Mother of All Parliaments to explain the way that Cambridge Analytica was able to plunder his company's databanks: he's told them to go fuck themselves.
Instead, Zuckerberg — whose company has substantial onshore assets in the UK, turning over nearly £1B/year, and paying only £5.1m in taxes — will send some flunkies to receive a ritual drubbing from MPs while he sits upon his throne wrought from the kompromat of the world's billions, counting his riches.
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