There’s a “Party Hats for Grownups” store and it’s got all you need to say “good riddance” to 2017 in cone-shaped, elastic-under-the-chin style.
The first one pictured above shows a bunch of dumpster fires with the words “adios” and “bye.”
When flat, the second one, called “The Shit,” looks like this:
And the third, “The Adios,” like this:
A set of five (one style) is $10.25.