Look at ‘im in ‘is widdle swedder. Just look at ‘im.
Seriously, though, apparently penguins caught up in oil spills sometimes need sweaters to keep them from preening their feathers and ingesting toxic oil. The Skeinz yarn store is looking for people to knit penguin sweaters. They even provide instructions on how to do it.
Also, come on. Penguin sweaters.
Thanks, Noah Hall!