mansplaining Man invents vagina glue for menstruating women to hold in menses, frustratedly explains vaginas to them Rob Beschizza

podcasts This true crime podcast is actually a cool modern adaptation of Lovecraft Thom Dunn

health Ars Technica's dunk on Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series is the best dunk of all Cory Doctorow

london Vagina museum opens soon Rob Beschizza

health Oklahoma Republicans introduce bill forcing doctors to warn abortion patients about the existence of an imaginary "reversible abortion" Cory Doctorow

puzzles This is what 'going viral' looks like Rusty Blazenhoff

Business Gwyneth Paltrow plagiarized the fictitious "ancient Chinese" practice of vaginally inserted jade eggs UPDATED Cory Doctorow

Business FDA warns companies: stop selling quack "vaginal rejuvenation," adds, "People, please don't do this to yourselves" Cory Doctorow

phallophobia Big blue penis painted legally on the side of building shocks Stockholm residents, who demand it be taken down Carla Sinclair

demagogues Philippine president Duterte instructs his soldiers to shoot female rebels in their vagina Mark Frauenfelder

Coffee Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar Cory Doctorow

gender Woman Texas politician proposes rectal exams, fines, mandatory literature and masturbation ban for men Cory Doctorow

music Pussy Riot's "Straight Outta Vagina": sacrelicious Russian feminist pop anthem Cory Doctorow

ads Even the woo industry thinks Gwyneth Paltrow's "smoothie dust" ads are too much Cory Doctorow

Science Transvaginal foetal sonic bombardment: woo-tunes for your hoo-hah Cory Doctorow

Food Warning: At least two eels were definitely harmed during the reporting of this story Linda Rodriguez