News Moron-in-Chief threw "very good towels" in Puerto Rico Jason Weisberger

News Noted fūcking moron Trump angry at reports Tillerson called him 'fūcking moron' Xeni Jardin

trump John Bolton's book, packed with dirt on Trump, is out tomorrow Rob Beschizza

COVID-19 San Diego grocery shopper wears KKK hood as face covering David Pescovitz

coronavirus Gentleman intentionally coughs on a debit machine at a drive-thru window Carla Sinclair

denialism Leaks reveal how the "Pitbull of PR" helped Purdue Pharma and the Sacklers ignite the opioid crisis Cory Doctorow

politics NBC News thinks impeachment hearing lacks "pizzazz", but what if it just lacks Pazuzu? Rob Beschizza

racism Kentucky lawmaker freaks over Day of the Dead zombies Thom Dunn

I didn’t know Putin was going Giuliani cancels paid appearance at Kremlin event Mark Frauenfelder

Games Custom-made bartop OutRun cabinet Rob Beschizza

media Watch CNN host Chris Cuomo threaten man who compared him to fictional mafia moron Fredo Corleone Rob Beschizza

trash Guy dumps fridge off cliff in nature, mocks recycling. Gets 45000€ fine, has to go get it and dispose properly Xeni Jardin

crime Lessons from testing decades of forgotten rape kits: serial rapists are common, they don't follow a pattern, they're not very bright, and they're often the same men who commit acquaintance rape Cory Doctorow

politics "Because we're not morons:" This bumper sticker announces you're voting for "the Democrat" Rusty Blazenhoff

symbols of hate Petition the moron with a swastika in his El Sobrante front yard to knock it off Jason Weisberger

corruption Nobel-winning economist Joe Stiglitz calls neoliberalism "a failed ideology" and sketches out a "progressive capitalism" to replace it Cory Doctorow

biden Onion editor regrets portraying Joe Biden as skeevy yet loveable uncle Rob Beschizza

guillotine watch Tucker Carlson thought anti-elite historian would be an easy interview, but ended up telling him "go fuck yourself" Cory Doctorow

politics Billionaire "centrist" Howard Schultz tweets column calling Elizabeth Warren "Fauxcahontas" Rob Beschizza

anti-vaxx Measles crisis now impacts Seattle's King County Jason Weisberger