bots News plagiarism sites run real stories through thesaurus to avoid detection, to hilarious effect Rob Beschizza
law GOP lawmaker driven mad by bill that would decriminalize children who take naked photos of themselves, delivers a frenzied rant about anal sex on legislature's floor Cory Doctorow
politics Kavanaugh denies sex assault claims on Fox News, says he was a virgin at the time (VIDEO) Xeni Jardin
Business FDA warns companies: stop selling quack "vaginal rejuvenation," adds, "People, please don't do this to yourselves" Cory Doctorow
backfires The Onion has exclusive information from Jaime Phillips about Roy Moore’s sexual indiscretions Mark Frauenfelder
Delightful Creatures A surprisingly large number of animals kill each other after sex Mark Frauenfelder
12-year-old boy accused of raping 6-year-old girl has has bail adjusted to take family vacation Mark Frauenfelder
makers The polyamorous Christian socialist utopia that made silverware for proper Americans Ben Marks