This is a continuation from this post about crowd sourcing humour writing. There were many great suggestions, some of which were almost complete pieces in themselves (especially this one from pencilbox and this one from J.K.). In the end, however, an editorial touch was used to streamline the many great comments into hopefully a pretty funny list. So without further ado, the Boing Boing community presents:
"Chapter Titles from my Unicorn Physics Textbook"
Newton's Laws
Quantum Mechanics
Phototonics (a.k.a. Glitter)
Horn Topology
Force Fields
Thermodynamics (except for the 1st Law)
Euclidean Vectors
Rainbows
Total Fucking Awesomeness