Trump on Coronavirus: "We need a little separation… It's gonna go away. It's gonna go away"

Xeni Jardin 9:48 am Thu Mar 12, 2020

Having inspired a stock market sell-off and widespread panic with a bizarre, lie-filled speech last night, Trump is at it again today with the coronavirus blunders.

Said Donald John Trump just now to reporters, on the subject of the COVID-19 pandemic:

"We need a little separation until such time as this goes away. It's gonna go away. It's gonna go away."

President Trump on canceling rallies: "We need a little separation until such time as this goes away. It's going to go away." pic.twitter.com/hOHIS0eIH8

— CSPAN (@cspan) March 12, 2020

The full dump of word salad:

"We need a little separation until such time as this goes away. It's gonna go away, it's gonna go away. I was watching Scott, I was watching Scott this morning, and he was saying within 2 months. But in the meantime, we want to lose as few people as possible, so important"

We are so screwed.

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