The finance and economics blog Calculated Risk publishes an unofficial, periodically updated list of problem banks in the USA. The most recent edition includes 800 such institutions.Every time a bank fails, they post a haiku ode. Here's a snip from the most recent entry, regarding failed banks in Washington and Oregon
The Cowlitz Bank failed.
Udderly Ridiculous!
Their milk shake was drank.
(via Ned Sublette)