Oh, it gets better. Read the whole thing. I dare say it's borderline NSFW. Lobsturbation?
Excerpt from "A Lobster Hypnotized," Ashburton Guardian (New Zealand), Volume XLI, Issue 9464, 11 March 1921, Page 2. (via NLNZ via Bibliodyssey)
Lobsterotica, 1921
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