Warren Ellis livetweeted the World Cup US-England game:
* Ah. The England team appear to have gotten drunk during half-time.
* Rooney confused by round thing flying through air. It am not bird. Maybe still good to eat? Rooney try to kill with head.
* I wish to assure our American friends that, for this performance, the England team will in fact be executed.
* Jesus. That was like watching two dozen fraggles wrestling in a pit of molasses.